Whimsical
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Jay Leno
Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Conan O’Brien
What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A fund-raiser.
Jay Leno
What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
David Letterman
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? America!
Jimmy Fallon
What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers.
Jimmy Kimmel
What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program? It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
David Letterman
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